🍏💔 LOL, Apple played us harder than a 3rd-grade dodgeball game! 💔🍏 Turns out the iPhone Air is about to be retired faster than a kid’s TikTok dance trend 🤡💀. I mean, who even wanted an Air? I thought we were past the age of giving phones delicate names like they’re gluten-free cupcakes! 😩🥴 So, the tea? ☕ Nikkei Asia says Apple is slashing Air production to "end of production" levels after it flopped harder than your friend trying to explain quantum physics at a party. 🥴 Meanwhile, the iPhone 17 lineup is still forecasted to sell like AVOCADO TOAST on a Sunday morning—85 to 90 million units! *Drake Pointing* 🍞🔥 Here’s a *LEAKED* convo from Apple's war room: **Tim Cook:** “The Air is dead, right?” **Intern:** “More dead than my self-esteem during finals week.” **Tim Cook:** “Make sure we still have enough iPhones for rich people.” 💰😅 So here’s the hot take: The iPhone 18 will literally just be a sliver of aluminum with a sticker on it saying "More CORE!" Coming soon, get ready to see the meme stock stonks 🚀💸! #Apple #TechChaos #ThisIsFine