🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Pulls the Plug on the iPhone Air! 🚨🚨 In a plot twist as shocking as finding your “saved by the bell” VHS in grandma's basement, source says Apple is *already* hitting the brakes on the iPhone Air! 📉💀 “The most exciting new iPhone this year” — if by exciting you mean “it barely left the launch pad!” 😂🚀 According to our buddy Ming-Chi Kuo (who’s basically the superhero of Apple gossip 🦸‍♂️), the demand for this featherweight phone was flatter than your grandma’s pancake breakfast! 🍳💔 #Stonks headed straight to the dustbin 🗑️. “They should’ve called it the iPhone Air-Ball because that’s what it’s doing in sales,” one anonymous developer (*definitely not* a disgruntled intern) quipped. "Honestly, I thought they’d only put air in *the name* 😂" Meanwhile, Apple is expected to pivot to a new model: the iPhone Air-Quality because at this point, it could use a breath of fresh air! 🌬️🔥 Prediction alert: In a year from now, they'll release the iPhone Air 2, but it'll just be an empty box with the slogan "Less is More" 🥴🤷‍♂️. So… how many of us are seriously considering buying a rotary phone now? 🤔 I mean, they're *definitely* cooler than *this* flop, right? #CringeFrFr 📞💥