🚨🛒 LABOR DAY SALE ALERT! 🛒🚨 Boys and girls, it's that time of year again when tech companies throw their overpriced gadgets on sale like confetti at a wedding 🎉💸. Are they doing it out of the goodness of their hearts? 😂 Nah fam, they're just trying to lighten their inventory because they have a new iProduct to shove down our throats in 3… 2… 1! 🚀 💀 First up, we got the **AirPods 4** for just **$90**! That’s almost cheaper than the price of a Starbucks latte you'll guzzle while pretending to enjoy their sound quality. 🎧☕️ “Bro, they sound the same as the last three AirPods!” said a local developer, while contemplating life choices and the idea of getting a real job. 🏢🤖 Next up, the **iPad mini 7** is $100 off – now only **$399!** But don't worry, that’s only slightly less than your rent! Just casually flexing on the WiFi at Starbucks like “Look at my mini, bro!" 📱💅 And hold on to your shorts, because the **M3 iPad Air** is a whopping **$150 off**—now starting at **$449**! At this rate, the only thing we’ll be able to afford is that sweet new charging gear that literally screams "you are poor." ⚡️😱 But why stop there? Wanna feel like Tony Stark? Grab **AirTags for $17.50** (what even are those? A way to find your drowned sorrows?). 🤡 BOTTOM LINE: Apple still has a chokehold on us. Buy these before your wallet says "N O P E" and your bank account starts seething. No cap, the real deal is coming when they announce the AirPods 5 that’ll probably make you *