🌈🍏🍏 Y'ALL, THE iGLASSES ARE COMING 🍏🍏🌈 BREAKING: Apple's about to turn us all into real-life Zoom calls with their new **spectacles of doom** 👓💀! You know, those funky glasses that we'll rock on our selfies while tripping on our own feet? 🤡💥 Sources say "all the pieces are already in plain sight," but tbh, they might just be hiding behind Tim Cook's massive ego 👀💸. “We’re just biding our time until the fashion police arrest us for squinting at reality,” one *leaked developer* reportedly *stated* (definitely a quote I totally didn't make up) 😂🤖. Imagine strutting down the street with these bad boys, TikTok-ing your way to stardom while everyone else rocks basic spectacles like they're still in 2019💁‍♂️💋. Stonks going up for Apple or nah? 📈🚀 But real talk, if I see anyone wearing these like they’re better than regular glasses, we’re throwing hands 🤜🤛. Let's be honest, they’re probably going to be more “meh” than groundbreaking. This is fine 🐶🔥 🔥🔥🔥 HOTT TAKE: In 6 months, we’ll all be using them to watch Netflix while simultaneously ignoring our lives! Who’s in? 💯🌍💥