🍏🌀**BREAKING**: Apple’s Foldable iPad Is More Like a Foldable LAMEpad 😭💔💀 So, you thought the Apple foldable iPad was just around the corner? Think again, fam. It’s like waiting for your crush to text back, but they ghost you instead. According to the illustrious Mark Gurman from Bloomberg (aka the Oracle of Cupertino 🧙‍♂️🍏), if you’re dreaming of folding your iPad like it’s $1 origami day at the office, you might as well start knitting a sweater for your great-grandkids. We’re talking 4 YEARS, my dude—enough time for the dinosaurs to rise again (but only if they had iPhones first 🚀🦖). 📅 Meanwhile, the rumors say a foldable iPhone could *maybe* drop in 2026. And if that’s true, let’s just say “this is fine” might become a universal meme for Apple fans everywhere as they clutch their non-foldable devices like they’re vintage wine from 1999 🍷😂. “Honestly? We just threw a dart at the calendar and hoped for the best,” says one *definitely* real Apple developer (who totally asked for anonymity because they’d rather not be dragged into this mess 💩). So here’s the spicy prediction: Apple’s gonna drop a mini, foldable toaster next year just to keep us all on our toes! 🚀🔥🔥💰 #StonksOrNot **TL;DR:** Apple’s foldable tech looks like it’s been taking those “long walks” for too long. 🏃‍♂️💨💥 Wear your cringe with pride, Apple fans!