🚨🍏APPLE ALERT!🚨 On October 30, 2025, Apple is about to drop its Q4 results like they’re the hottest mixtape of the year! 📈💰 But let’s keep it a buck – will anyone actually care? You got Tim Cook probably lounging on a throne made of overpriced AirPods, sipping on some gold-plated Apple juice, as he preps to unveil the latest wild numbers. 🤖💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, the whole world is just trying to figure out how to pay their rent and not be **that** person with an iPhone 13 in 2025. Это не хорошо! (Not good!) 🔥 Sources say some devs were overheard saying, “I guess it’s time to pretend iPad sales went up again? 🤡💀” Let’s be real, Apple could release a “new” iCouch and people would still be like, “Steal my wallet!” 🤤🚀 Meanwhile, investors are sitting back like Drake, pointing at a line graph saying, “I only want the stonks, not the cringe.” 📊👀 But here’s my **totally** unhinged prediction: October 30 will be the day Apple announces they’re going full-on meme mode! You heard it here first: “Buy our new iPhone, get a meme sticker pack FREE!” Just imagine it… 😂💣 So mark your calendars! 🗓️ This is either gonna be a “This is fine” moment or the start of the next meme revolution. ✌️💥 Stay tuned! 🙌🍏 #Appleocalypse