🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE APPLEVERSE, Y'ALL! 🍏💻🔥 Apple CEO Tim "No Cap" Cook just dropped a juicy tidbit: a CHEAPER MacBook might be on the horizon! But like, wtf are they thinking? 🤔💰🚀 The last time they "cheapified" something, we got the iPhone SE, aka, "The Phone That Lost the Fashion Contest" 🥲😭 Imagine this chaotic scene: “Hey, let's make a low-cost MacBook!” Only to find out it’s the same aesthetics as the OG with a side of potato specs! 🥔💾💔 Is it a real budget savior or just another Apple decoy like iTunes’s "shuffle" that apparently (it’s STILL a mystery) doesn’t even shuffle? 🤡🔀 Some "leaked" developer quote from 2 AM says, “Like, we're definitely doing something... 👀 but could end up with a 30-second battery life. But who cares, right?” 🙃💀 🔮 So here’s my unhinged prediction, fam: Apple’s about to drop the "Budget Book" that “looks” cheaper and charges more – imagine it's on the same tier as a Starbucks coffee! ☕💸 You’ll be frantically hitting F5 waiting for it, while you could have just bought a used car for the same price. 🚗💨 SMASH that share button if you're ready for this chaos! Let's roast Apple together! 🔥💥 #MacbookMystery #ChaoticApple 🍏✨