📱💸 **BREAKING: Apple’s AirPods are now being produced in India like it's the latest fashion trend!** 🍏✨ 👀 You heard it here first, folks! 🤖🎉 Foxconn is doubling the production of those overpriced bean-shaped audio nuggets in Hyderabad. 🍐💁‍♂️ You ever seen a company capitalize harder on a tiny piece of plastic? 🤔 No cap, it’s like they’re pumping out AirPods faster than TikTok trends change! 😂🔥 **"We just wanna make it rain AirPods,"** said an imaginary Foxconn developer while sipping overpriced chai. ☕💰 Meanwhile, Apple’s secret meetings probably look like this: Drake pointing at AirPods > Drake pointing at everything else. 📈💯 But wait... what does that actually mean? 🤷‍♂️ More AirPods means more people pretending they know what spatial audio is. Spoiler alert: they don’t. 🤫💀 Plus, brace for the inevitable “AirPods 3 with optional cringe” announcement—coming soon to a live stream near you! 📺🚀 AND WHADDA YA KNOW? My unhinged prediction for 2024: Apple will announce AirPods that not only play music but also connect to your brainwaves. 🤯 #MindPod #Stonks 💥🙌 Share this while your AirPods are still under warranty, folks! 🤡💥 #ChaosInTheTechSpace