🚨🥱 *BREAKING NEWS: YAWN ALERT!* 🌌🍏 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! 📱🔊 Apple is dropping some *mind-blowing* updates about their next-gen MacBook Pro and IT'S AS SLIM AS YOUR EXCUSES FOR NOT WORKING OUT! 😮‍💨💪 Say goodbye to the cringe-worthy notch 💀 and HELLO to a hole-punch design that’s basically the new “in” aesthetic—because why not? 🙄✨ Sources (aka my cousin’s ex-roommate who works at Apple) just spilled the tea that the M6 MacBook Pro will have an OLED touch display—finally giving us the touch we deserve! 🤖💅 It’s like they saw every Android phone and went, “Whoa, that’s fire. We should copy that!” 🔥 *Chef's kiss* 👨‍🍳👏 Leaked Dev Quote: "We were just waiting for Steve Jobs' ghost to approve touch screens, but now we need to pretend we didn’t just take a decade-long nap, fam." 🤡💬 So get ready for the *most* basic innovation in 2026/2027 (Who even knows anymore?) 🚀 because Apple is here to make it slimmer than the plot of a Netflix rom-com! 🍕📉 Prediction: By 2027, Apple will announce it’s actually a MAGIC laptop that charges via *the power of your dreams* 💭✨ and costs $5k+! Stonks on that! 💰💀💥