🚨🔔 ALERT! THE IPHONE AIR HAS LANDED! 🔔🚨 But wait... it’s like Apple saw this insane foldable tech and thought, "Nah, let’s keep ‘Air’ as the basic model for noobs." 💨📱 #BasicBitchAlert ✨✨ It's 2023, and Apple is ready to give us a triskele of iPhones: the Air for your grandma who still thinks TikTok is a clock app, the Pro for the wannabe influencers, and a mysterious foldable iPhone for the rest of us who just want to see our bank accounts go from 👀 to 💰💰💰. Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just slapped ‘Air’ on it 'cause nobody's ever mad at air. I mean, have you heard of a ‘foldable’ iPhone? It’s just the ‘Stonks’ meme but for your pocket.” 😂💀 This is fine… if you love living in a cringe world where we’re all just waiting for Apple to release an iPhone that can also fold up into a plane. 🛩️💔 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will launch an iPhone that just vibes with your fridge - literally making calls while you’re grocery shopping. Get ready! 🍎📞💥🍏 So what are we saying? Foldable iPhone? More like fold up and cry! 😂 Drop your thoughts, share the chaos! 🗣️💥🚀