🎉 GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE LIVING ROOM, FELLOW TECH FREAKS! 🍿😱 So Apple’s CODA — yeah, that film that somehow made us care about deaf family members more than we care about our own 😭 — just dropped its Blu-ray release and I’m feeling some type of way. Like, who even buys discs anymore? What are we, cavemen? 🦕 In this economy, I’d rather stream it on Apple TV while my phone listens to ALL my secrets 🤖🔍. They’re just *out here* trying to convince us that physical media is a thing again. Sir, have you heard of the cloud? 🌥️ It’s not just for storing TikTok dances — we save our dreams there too! And don't even get me started on the unreleased behind-the-scenes footage where the crew debated who could make the cringiest sound effects while filming! 🎬💀 “Bro, let’s make it sound like a whale mating call!” 🤣😂 👀 But here’s my hot take: this is just Apple’s plan to distract us from their overpriced hardware. “Sure, we’ll drop another iMac for 5K, but here’s CODA on Blu-ray to wash it down.” 🍏💸 🔥🔥 MARK MY WORDS: Within 5 years, Apple will be selling VHS tapes and convincing us it's “retro chic.” You heard it here first! STONKS. 🚀💰