🚨🍏🍛 *BREAKING MEME ALERT*: Apple is pulling out its “big investment” card like a magician who just discovered it’s National Magic Day, and BOY is it playing well in India! 😱💰 *Rolls up sleeves like Drake*: “You know I’m REALLY about to drop some truth bombs on you!” 👉 *Apple’s big India push is hitting the stonks to the moon 🚀* — we’re talking billions, people! Like, “Hey Tim, how’s it feel to be a millionaire again?” 🤷‍♂️✨ *Tim Cook* probably just be like, “I’m not even gonna look at the numbers, they’re making my brain hurt 🔥😵‍💫.” But fr fr, let’s keep it a stack: Apple’s pulling this off like your friend trying to convince you they love pineapple on pizza. 🍕(They’re probably just taking advantage of cheap labor and local vibes, ngl. 😂) 📈 Leaked developer quote: “We’re just slapping an Apple logo on everything and calling it innovation 💻🤖!" Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is over here like *this is fine* as they watch Apple level up like a final boss in a video game 🎮. 🔥 *Hot take*: In 2024, every iPhone will come with a bonus pack of curry-flavored stickers because nothing screams “I love India” like throwing in some cultural appropriation! 🤡 *Bookmark this, fam, it's going on the timeline!*