🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: One word in the Google antitrust ruling just secured Apple another $20B. Say it with me: "🤑!!!" No cap, that’s some serious cheddar just for throwing a *search bar* party 🎉🍏. So, here's the tea ☕: Google’s been dripping $$$💸 into Apple's pockets to remain the ultimate search honcho on Safari. But the epic saga of “One Word” unfolded like a poorly written Netflix drama. “DID YOU SAY DEFAULT?” 🤯 Here’s a hot leak from some *anxious developer*: “I was just sitting there, code compiling, when BOOM—one word changes everything. I need a raise for my emotional distress.” 💀 But like, fr fr, Apple is out here flexing like Drake at a wedding reception while Google is sweating bullets like “This is fine” 🐕🔥. The tech world has turned into a game of Monopoly, but all the properties are owned by *two* players. Stonks! 📈 🚀 Unhinged prediction incoming: The next iPhone will feature an actual golden search bar that spills cash when you use it. Talk about a glow-up! 🤖💰 #AppleVsGoogle #MemesInCourt