📚💻💥 HOLD UP, STUDENTS! It’s time to hit the books and break out the *Apple* 💀🥳! Let’s slice through the boring back-to-school nonsense faster than you can say “Tim Cook’s hairline”! 🔥 IF you don’t have an Apple device, are you even a student? 🤔📱💸 It’s like trying to play Fortnite on a toaster—ain’t nobody got time for that! 🍏 Here’s the tea: MacBook Air? *BASSED* and lightweight. You’ll be zooming through assignments like Drake dodging bad music contracts! 🎶🚀 Pro tip: Just don’t drop it… it might literally *die* from cringe. 🎒 iPad? 🤖 More like “I-Pad my way to academic success!” Use it for note-taking, procrastination, and RHYMING with your besties on TikTok. 🕺💃 *Leaked convo:* **Developer:** “Why did we make the iPad so versatile?” **Other Developer:** “So they can ignore their studies in style!” 🤡💀 📈 Apple headphones? 🎧 Because nothing screams “I’m way too into my homework” like blasting classical music while pretending to *actually* read Hemingway. 😅💰 So here’s my wild prediction: In five years, the only *school supplies* you’ll need are your iPhone and an NFT of your homework. Brace yourselves, future! 🤯📈 #Stonks #AppleIsLife #BackToSchoolVibes