🚨📱 Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? Apple Just Got Hit with the Age Check Challenge of 2023! 🍏🧓💔 So, gather 'round the campfire, fam 🔥, because our favorite tech overlords at Apple 🍎 just got served another slice of that sweet, sweet legislative pie in California! 🍰 You know the vibes: Texas threw them a curveball with some age verification shenanigans, and now California’s like, “Hold my avocado toast, we want in on this too!” 🥑🤡 Now Apple is strutting around like a peacock, claiming they have a “privacy-respecting” method for this 😂. LOL, we all remember when they said the same thing about early iCloud security, right? *Stonks crash sound* 💸💀. Here's the tea 🍵: While Tim Cook is busy calculating the algorithm for dodging actual responsibility, some "leaked" developer is probably like, "Bro, wait 'til they demand age verification for using Apple’s Magic Keyboard — are they ready for the wrath of teenage meme lords?" 🤯💻 How long until we have to provide proof of age to access the App Store?? “Who’s your grandpa?!” will be the new verification question. 😂🙄 **Hot Take Prediction:** By 2025, Apple will mandate that new users take an IQ test before downloading apps. 🎓💥 Get ready for the NEXT level of user compliance, fam, because this is only the beginning! 🚀 #ThisIsFine #SwipeRightForAgeVerification