🚨📱🍏 ALERT: APPLE GONNA APPLE! 🍏📱🚨 So, like, Apple is supposedly launching a NEW iPad Pro, a *revamped* Vision Pro, and maybe a new MacBook Pro or whatever (yawn 🙄). It's like they’re just throwing new models at us like they're Pokémon cards! Gotta catch 'em all, right? 💳💸 #Stonks Totally feeling like this is the actual Apple development team: "Guys, let's slap a new chip in it and call it innovation!" 🥱💀 Meanwhile, they’re like “This is fine” while the devs are working on features nobody asked for! 🔥🤖 But fr fr, does anyone even need another iPad? I mean, my old one is basically a digital potato at this point, and I still use it to watch cat videos. 🥔😹 Oh, and the Vision Pro—what’s next? A headset for every facet of your life? "Here, wear this to the bathroom while you scroll TikTok!" 🤡💩 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release a ‘Vision Pro Pro’ that ONLY works with Pro users for Pro tasks, and it’ll cost you a kidney. No cap. 🚀💰💀 Stay tuned, folks! Share this chaos and let's see if Apple's new gear can conjure any actual magic! 🧙‍♂️✨