🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s AirPods Pro 4 are about to get a glow-up like SEPHORA on Black Friday! 💄💰 Forget just jamming out to your tunes, yo! 😱🤖 Apple might be shoving infrared cameras into these babies! Yep, you heard that right—AirPods could soon be taking your selfies while you’re vibing on the go 💀✨ According to the techno-wizard Mark Gurman over at Bloomberg (who’s probably sitting in a dark room with a crystal ball 🔮), the AirPods Pro 4 and AirPods 5 are in the works... because, what’s a little optical invasion among friends? 🤡💀 Apple CEO Tim Cook was reportedly overheard yapping, “AirPods with cameras? Let’s just watch the world burn” 🔥🔥 while sipping overpriced kombucha and laughing at your subscriptions 🤣. Drake be like: “I’m not your friend, I’m your PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR” as Apple plans to put your life's moments on blast in 4K 😳📸. So hold up, get ready for a future where you’ll be “testing disease levels” AND coding in public, all while your earbuds film your every move — this is the new normal, fam! Prediction: By 2025, everyone will replace “face ID” with “ear ID” and *AI will judge your selfies for you* 😂👀. Buckle up, tech fam!