“Apple yeets torrent app in EU like it’s a bad TikTok trend 💀🚫 #RIP #NoTorrentZone”
🍏🚨 Apocalyptic Apple Alerts! 🚨🍏 In an epic plot twist that’s giving us full-on sci-fi vibes, Apple has decided to snatch the iTorrent app from the EU like a toddler hoarding their candy stash! 🍬💅 According to our pals over at the meme factory, TorrentFreak, the dev Daniil "XITRIX" Vinogradov is left in a state of pure confusion while Apple plays the ultimate game of corporate hide-and-seek. 🤷♂️🤖 So let’s break it down: Apple is yanking this popular BitTorrent client from AltStore PAL like it’s that one ex you keep ghosting. 💀 And believe it or not, this isn’t just some petty move; it’s part of the EU’s Digital Markets Act that said, “Hey Apple, stop being a stingy tyrant and let us download whatever we want!” 🍕💽 But nah, here comes Apple to clench their pearls tighter than the tech bro at their last investment meeting. #Stonks 🤑📉 Vinogradov hit up TorrentFreak saying, “I have no clue if it's my fault or Apple's.” Bro, that’s the mood. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, Apple’s response looks like it was generated by a toddler’s scribbles. Here’s a hot take: Apple’s gonna make *torrenting* the new hipster trend, mark my words! Next thing you know, Gen Z is torrenting vintage VHS tapes on their iPhones. 🌌✨🚀 Share if you think the next iPhone will come with a built-in //easter egg// for *illegal* downloads! 🔥🤫
