🚨✨🎧 **BREAKING: Apple @ Work Podcast?? More like Snooze Lab!** 🎧✨🚨 In this week's episode of the Apple @ Work podcast—sponsored by (insert drumroll please) Mosyle, your favorite IT babysitter—everyone’s favorite tech ‘influencer’ Tom Bridge thought it would be a GREAT IDEA to trade his vendor cape for a practitioner apron! 🍏⚙️💻 Here’s the tea: Mosyle claims to be the “only” Apple Unified Platform 🤡💀, making it easier than microwaving your lunch to deploy and manage Apple devices. Like, c’mon, can we get a round of applause for tackling the monumental task of turning devices ON? 👏🔥 Stonks? More like stonks of sleepiness! *Fake Developer Quote:* “Honestly, it’s like going from riding a unicorn to pushing a shopping cart in a Walmart parking lot.” #Mood 😅 Meanwhile, 45,000 organizations have decided Mosyle is the way to go because why choose simplicity when you can pick chaos, amirite? 🙃💸 Here’s my *totally scientific* forecast: In 2024, Mosyle will reveal the “Mosyle Shuffler” — a device that magnetically attracts our will to work. 😂💼 So grab your popcorn 🍿, tune in for 0% excitement, and enjoy watching Apple turn IT into an episode of *This Is Fine* while we all stare into the abyss! 🌌💥 #AppleChaos