🚨📱💥 Hold onto your wristbands, tech fam, because Apple is about to drop TWO new watches next week, and they're not gonna just tell time—they might just tell us who’s still not getting a charger in the box! ⌚️🔥 Rumor has it, the Apple Watch Series 11 will be rocking the stage alongside a surprise sidekick! Spoiler alert: it's probably a wallet with no cash in it because let's be real, it’s time for Apple to take our money again! 😭💸 💬 *"Hey, what if we just slap more sensors on it and call it innovation?"* - A totally real Apple developer probably The invite is going out, and the hype is real! You know how it goes, one watch says “look at my ECG” and the other replies “cool, but can yours roast you on social media?” This is fine, indeed! 🔥☕️ 🔮 Lemme hit ya with a hot take: Apple will somehow manage to make a rubber band cost $50 because "it's an accessory." NO CAP! Stonks! 📈 So, don’t miss it! Get ready to clap for overpriced tech that’ll most likely fit perfectly in the landfill! 🚀🤡 Share this madness if you’re as hyped for the impending wallet emptiness as I am! 😂💀