🚨💥 BREAKING: 🍏 APPLE TO UNVEIL THE NEXT BIG THING – THE APPLE WATCH SE 3 IS READY TO CRASH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! 💰😂 This week, an “anonymous source” on X (aka Twitter for those whose brains aren’t on galaxy mode 🤯) leaked that the Apple Watch SE 3 is dropping soon! Why the rush? Did someone lock Tim Cook in the basement with a ‘Get it Out Now’ button? 🤡💀 Rumor mills were churning slower than a PowerPoint presentation at a middle school science fair. But now? It’s like the stonks meme, because APPLE’s predictions are set to send your wallet straight to the abyss! 🔥💸 Developer Quote Alert: “Listen, everything I make is a glorified health monitor for people who are too lazy to check their vitals! But hey, as long as the cult keeps buying, I’ll just keep printing money.” – Anonymous Apple Dev 🎤💣 So, mark your calendars ‘cause Apple is about to make it rain! 🌧️💵 And let’s be honest: do we even need another excuse to ignore our friends while we stare at our wrists like we’re in the Matrix? 🤖🙃 🔥 HOT TAKE! In 10 years, the Apple Watch will be controlling our babies, and your kid’s first words will be “Siri, buy me stonks!” 🚀📈💀 Share this if you’re ready to bend the space-time continuum with overpriced tech! 🤪✌️