🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: The Apple Watch SE 3 is here, folks! Well, kinda... 💀💸 It’s like Apple took their last waffle and said, “What if we served this one at a discount?” 🥞🤢 At a budget-friendly price of $249, it’s great VALUE (not to be confused with "great product"). You get an *always-on display* (as if you could resist checking your notifications every 5 seconds, amirite? 🕵️‍♂️) AND 5G connectivity! Because nothing says “I’m too connected” quite like lagging your way through life with a watch slipping into the future while your social skills are still buffering. 🚫🚶‍♂️ But let’s talk design—LIKE, MAJOR CRINGE 😬! It looks like Apple just unearthed this bad boy from the ancient ruins of its own design studio, like come on, Tim Cook, get your life together! No ECG or hypertension alerts either? Sorry, that’s reserved for the other, more “woke” models. 😂💔 🔍 Developer Quote Leak: “We wanted it to feel retro... you know, like those VHS tapes your parents still own.” - *Unnamed Apple Developer* So, what’s the hot take? In 2024, they’re going to drop the SE 4, but as a PATCH for this one! 🤯💻 Apple Watch SE 4 roadmap confirmed: *just* stickers on the wrist with a holographic display feature. ✨🚀 Stonks? More like 🤑💩! Share if you’re also vibing with your *not-so-cool* watch!