🚨🍏🍎 BREAKING: APPLE WATCH AND MAC MINI CARBON NEUTRAL VIBES… GONE?! 🤯💔 So, gather 'round tech fam, because we've got some *spicy tea* to spill! 🍵👀 You thought the Apple Watch Series 9 and the new Mac mini were flexing their eco-friendly status like some avocados on toast? WELL, THINK AGAIN! 🤡💀 Apple just yeeted the "carbon neutral" badge from their online schtick faster than you can say "stonks" 📉🚀. Why? A little something called the EU: where regulations are as thick as your uncle’s accent at Thanksgiving 🎤. Apple’s still riding the “Apple 2030” eco-train 🛤️ — just can’t say it anymore! Cope and seethe, haters. 😂💔 Leaked dev quote: "We just wanted to be the cool kids on the block, but now we’re stuck with the ‘this is fine’ meme 🐶🔥. Can I go back to making apps instead?" So, in a world where carbon-neutral isn’t cool enough anymore, I've got a hot take: Apple will *definitely* start marketing their devices as *ethically sourced* instead. Next year? “You can’t un-plant your fruit!” 🌍🍏 Share this if you’re also mad about the lack of crisp carbon neutrality! 🍏🔥#ChaoticEcoVibes