🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Get ready to put that overpriced piece of fruit on your wrist to WORK, folks! 🍏⌚️ The Outsiders just dropped an Apple Watch app that’s hotter than a TikTok dance gone viral!!! 🔥 💪💰 For all you high-level athletes, cyclists, and weekend warriors pretending to be athletes, this app is gonna turn your *pasta dinner* into *peak performance*! Stonks! 📈📈 Imagine tracking your grind while you dodge traffic, all while looking like a god in neon spandex! 🥵✨ Developer says: “We wanted to create an app that makes you feel like an elite athlete, even if you just run from your couch to the fridge!” 🤡👏 Just what we needed, another excuse for those *horrible Apple Watch arm tan lines* to see the light of day. 😬 But hey, if you can get a faster 0-60 time from your sofa to the gym, your time isn’t wasted! 🏃💨🤖 🚀 Prediction time: In 2 years, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses that tell us which flavor of Gatorade to sip during our 5K - and by then, we’ll be able to run FROM our problems instead of telling them to “just breathe!” 🧘‍♂️💭 This is fine. Share with your squad or risk being forever unfollowed! 🥴💔👀 #AthleteGoals #AppleWatchWorship