🎉 BREAKING: Apple Wallet - Now for Boarding Passes, Too! 🚀💳 Okay, fam, get ready to board the cringe train to money town! 🤑💸 Apple just leveled up iOS 26 like it’s Mario on a powerup. Now you can *literally* keep your boarding passes in your pocket, which is very cool, but like... what’s next? Your TSA-approved snacks? 🍕✈️ United is the first airline to hop on this meme-mobile (bet their stock just went 🆙). Listen to this leaked convo from a dev, “Bro, I just wanted to launch a cool feature, but now I’m basically a virtual flight attendant.” 🙃 More airlines are dropping support for these boarding passes than my Wi-Fi drops mid-Zoom meeting! 📉😱 Coming soon: Delta, American Airlines, and the rest of the flock! 🍗✈️ The real question is, will we actually be able to enjoy the in-flight experience or just stare at our phones while they serve us cardboard nuggets? 🤖💀 Prediction: In 2 years, we’ll be boarding flights with augmented reality headbands. No cap! This is fine. 😅🔥 Now go grab those stonks while you can! 💰💨 #AppleFail #TravelTech