🍏💔 Attention all iNerds and TechSheep!! The fruit company that invented premium prices is BACK with another round of courtroom drama! 🚨👨‍⚖️ So here’s the tea: Apple is throwing a fit against the EU’s Digital Markets Act (DMA), claiming it’s more burdensome than your ex texting at 2 AM. 😂📱 Apple’s all like, “How dare you impose these mean ol' rules on our *superior* marketplace rights!” 🙄🍏💸 🧠💥 Leaked Developer Quote Alert! “Honestly, the EU just wants us to stop charging $1,000 for a phone and it’s soooo cringe. I didn’t sign up for this! #DropTheDMA” - some dude in a turtleneck But fr fr, Apple’s acting like a toddler throwing a tantrum because someone took away their iPad. Meanwhile, EU’s just trying to prevent the next iPhone from uploading its own TikTok dance moves against user privacy. 🎭🚫 And can we talk about those *“huge burdens”*? The only burden I see is Apple making us pay for extra dongles, fam. 🤡💀 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up? Apple's gonna release a new version of the iOS that literally comes with a legal disclaimer for “excessive burden” exposure - just in time for iPhone 17 and a lawsuit apocalypse! 😈💥 #Stonks 💰🤖