🤖💀 YO YO YO! Big news in the Apple-verse, fam! 🍏✨ Are we getting madddddd vibes from the next-gen Apple Vision Pro?? Or is this just another case of "let's slap a shiny sticker on a potato"? 🤔💩 Rumor mill is spinning faster than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you, with some saying Apple is serving us a budget version like “Hey, here’s a headset that costs less than your last meal at Chipotle!" 🌯💵 Others are predicting the next Pro model will be so stacked, it’ll come with a side of *galaxy brain* 🤯 to handle all that spatial nonsense! 🎩🔮 One imaginary Apple dev was overheard saying: “If we don’t make it cheaper, we might as well just print money in the basement” 💸🔚. Like no cap, can we get a headphone jack already? 😤🔌 Honestly, if this headset doesn't come with a built-in personal assistant that reads your mind (let's be real, we all need that), I’m simply gonna 🧢 myself to sleep at the Apple Store. 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will drop a holographic Vision Pro that includes a subscription service for wearing it. Music to my ears? More like a… cringe-inducing *service fee!* I can't even. 🤡🚀 In the meantime, stay vibin' and let's watch this whole thing unfold like a drama series no one asked for. MEME IT OR LOSE IT! 🤪