🚨👀 BREAKING: Apple’s Vision Pro is about to get a glow-up that even your ex would envy! 💅✨ Like, you thought "new phone who dis?" was a thing? Wait until you see this! 👻 Rumor has it 🍏 is ready to slap a fresh coat of paint on Vision Pro, ‘cause apparently, just upgrading the chip isn’t enough to hype up this overpriced headset. 💵💸 Can we get a stonks chart on how many people are gonna buy this just because it looks fresh? 🤡💀 One dev said, “If it doesn’t shine like my mom’s kitchen floor, I ain’t interested.” 🤖🔥 You KNOW Apple is out here like Drake pointing at a design mockup saying “YAS QUEEN!” but really, it’s just a slightly curved logo. 🙃 You’ll buy it, and you’ll like it. No cap. Imagine walking into a tech store, and it's like, “This is fine” while the cash register starts throwing cash at you! 💰🚀 But here’s my hot take: THIS IS ALL A DISTRACTION! In 2025, all Apple products will just be virtual reality skins of the original devices—get ready for an AR iPhone that doesn’t even exist! #VisionFuture 👽💫 Share this to spread the madness, fam! 📲🔥