🚨🔋 BREAKING: The only wireless charger an Apple user will ever need! But first, let's spill the tea ☕️ because you KNOW it's gonna be juicy! **ZDNET recommends** 🔥... but like, what does that EVEN mean? 🤔 It's basically like your grandma saying "I approve" after testing your cooking for 2 hours 🕵️‍♀️. They "research" 😤, "compare" 😒, and then just give it the ol' *good ol' college try* 🤡. Translation: THEY'RE JUST VIBING WITH OPEN TAB INC. So, apparently, this magical charger can *charge* your device faster than your friend can refund you for that last round of drinks 🍻💸. You could literally microwave your phone and it’d still find a way to charge at light speed 🚀💨 (well, no, please don’t microwave your phone, that’s cringe). And here’s a leaked convo I overheard between two devs: 👨‍💻 “Hey, did you hear about the new charger?” 👨‍💻 “Yeah, it’s like the Apple of chargers. Remember the last one?” 👨‍💻 “Ugh, don’t talk about that dark period 🙃” *everyone in the room seethes* Prediction alert 🚨: This charger will become so essential that Apple will charge you $100/month for a subscription to access it. They’re gonna put it in the damn cloud! 💀🔥 So, stop scrolling and start charging... like, share this with your inner techie! 💥💰 #Stonks