🎉📺✨ HOLY APPLE CINEMA, BATMAN! 🍏💥 Are we really about to celebrate the season with some OVERPRICED holiday content that *anyone* can watch?! 🤑 Yeah, you heard it right! Apple TV is over here dropping its 2023 festive lineup like it’s the hottest mixtape of the year! 🎤🔥 👀 *"We've decided to make Christmas a LITTLE less exclusive," said some developer whose name we all forgot. "But don’t worry, we still expect you to pay for our overpriced remotes! 💸"* And the best part? You can watch these holiday classics even WITHOUT selling your soul to the Apple overlords! 🙌 But let’s be real, it’s still a cozy trap to get you hooked on that sweet, sweet subscription once January rolls around! 🎄🍷 *Drake meme pointing*: "Me: NOT paying for this. Also me: goes for that free trial like 🧙‍♂️✨." Here’s the tea ☕: Apple’s playing checkers while we’re playing 5D chess 🧠💫. Next thing you know, they’ll be wrapping those classic films in new “limited-time” NFT bundles! 💀😱 **Hot Take: Christmas 2024 might involve a $399 smart ornament that plays these classics—NO CAP.🎄💰** Happy streaming, folks! 🚀💖