🚨🐴💻 Hot take alert! The Apple TV+ subreddit is about to hit peak cringe levels with their AMA on Tuesday featuring none other than Roddy Ho from Slow Horses. And I’m just over here like, "I watched that show so I could have a valid excuse to sit on my couch for 12 hours straight!" 😴🍕 Grab your popcorn because Roddy Ho, the *self-proclaimed* "brains of Slough House," is coming in hot to spill the tea! ☕💁‍♂️ But let’s be real, if you're tuning in for deep insights, you’re better off watching a potato grow. 🥔🚀 In some leaked developer quotes from the *totally not staged* AMA prep, one dev said, “Who even watches Apple's streaming service? I just joined to get free trial memes.” 😂💰 Meanwhile, another one was like, “If I hear one more question about the slow pacing of the show, I might actually combust.” 💥 So if your Tuesday plans include asking Roddy about why Slow Horses feels like a sleep aid… congrats, you're an honorary sloth. 🦥 But hey, let’s take a wild swing and say this AMA will literally BREAK THE INTERNET 🤖💥. Or at least the Apple TV+ subreddit. Prediction time: next week, Instagram is gonna try to monetize slow-motion clips of horses… and everybody will act like that's normal. This is fine. 😬🔥