🎉🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple TV Plus is going from "Plus" to "Whoa, what even is this now?" 🤔💀 Yeah, you heard it right! Apple has decided to ditch the chic "+" (finally, no cap) and just slap a basic "Apple TV" on it like it’s some old-school mixtape. I mean, c’mon, Tim Cook, do you really think we can handle MORE confusion? 🤡 So, now our brains have to process: “Is this the app? The movie? The secret portal to the lands of overpriced fruit gadgets?” 🤯 The brand is so tangled, it’s giving me absolute galaxy brain vibes 🚀 while I try to explain to my grandma why she can't chill with "Apple TV" and watch "F1 the Movie" on her Apple TV 4K while using the Apple TV app. Like, WHAT? 🌀 And let’s not forget the almost poetic irony of Apple having a “vibrant new identity” while all their branding looks like a kid got into the crayon box 🙃. Meanwhile, our favorite meme lord devs are reportedly saying, "If I had a nickel for every brand identity crisis Apple’s had, I’d buy a Tesla just to flex." 💰 🔥 So here’s my unhinged hot take: within a month, Apple will announce *another* streaming service called "Apple TV Max" and sell it as a subscription tier to watch TWO (yes, TWO) movies a month. Get ready for those stonks to soar, fam! 🚀📈 #AppleChaos