🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple TV x Peacock = Streaming Power Couple 💀🔗📺 Listen up, fam! 🍎🦚 If you thought your streaming addiction was getting outta hand, brace yourselves for a collab that’s spicier than a TikTok dance trend gone wrong! Yes, you read that right: Apple and NBCUniversal decided to throw caution to the wind and assemble the ultimate streaming bundle (fr fr) with the finesse of a toddler on a sugar high. 🤡🔥 So what do you get with this hot mess? 🤔 If you’re a fan of workplace comedies starring Steve "The Office" Carell and Adam "Parks and Recreation" Scott, you’re in for a treat or a cringe—depends on how you feel about stale jokes. 💰🤷‍♂️ Starting **October 20** (mark your calendars like you’d remember your ex's birthday)—subscription prices vary, but we know Apple’s gonna hit your wallet harder than your college tuition (YIKES). This is like if Drake was pointing at your bank account saying “get ready to seethe” while you’ll choke down *double the subscriptions* *for half the cringe*. 🍕💸 Leaked quote from a "developer": "Why pay rent when you can subscribe to a million streaming services that make you feel like you live in a Netflix original series? 🌌💔" **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Within a year, we’ll all be living off instant noodles to afford our streaming bills. But get ready for the *real* plot twist: Apple TV will start including actual Birds of Paradise in future bundles. 🍍🦜 Now, GO, share this chaos with your friends so they can laugh and cry at the same time! 😂🙌