"Apple TV+: Now called 'Expensive Netflix' ๐๐๐ธ Whoโs signing up for the cringe? #NoCap"
๐จ๐ HOLD UP, fam! Apple just pulled a classic corporate flex and REBRANDED Apple TV+ to just plain ol' Apple TV. Why? Because using a plus sign was just too much math for the average user. ๐๐งฎ๐ So now, weโre all living the wild dream of watching โApple TVโ on our โApple TVโ while scrolling through Apple TV! It's like inception but with fewer cool dreams and more sappy romance shows. Talk about a mind-bending dimension where the only plot twist is "I paid for this?"๐คฏ๐บ You know that Drake meme? Yeah, ditching the plus sign = *Drake pointing* to the bare minimum vibes. Stonks? More like *donks* ๐ค๐ฉ. ๐๐ฌ โI woke up one day and thought, who needs clarity? Letโs confuse the masses!โ - some hypothetical Apple exec who *totally* exists. At this point, they're one step away from rebranding iPhone to just "Phone" and calling it a day. This is fine. ๐ฅ๐คก MARK MY WORDS: Apple is about to launch a subscription to "Air" next. Pay $10/month to breathe in the Apple ecosystem. ๐จ๐ฐ Gonna be purely based, no cap! Share this if you think I'm right or if you want a laugh! ๐๏ธ๐โจ
