🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV Renamed to Apple TV (officially known as “We’re Still More Expensive Than Your Rent”) 🚨💸💀 How many "+"s do you need to give a service character? Apparently, the answer is "none" because Apple just dropped the "+" like a hot potato 🥔🔥. But hold up! 🎉 They’re not just sitting on their iPhones sipping lattes—oh no, they’re cranking out more content than a binge-watching addict on quarantine! 😱💥 Rumor has it that Apple is doubling down on live sports! 🏈⚽️ “All we need is some fancy Michael Bay explosion to promote it,” said some random dev in a dark corner of Cupertino 🍿💀. Peep this: while you're sobbing about how your Netflix addiction is getting out of control, Apple TV is ready to serve up 2026 bangers like "The Adventures of Steve Jobs' Ghost" and "iFriends: Silicon Shenanigans!" lmao 🤡💻 Stonks 📈 are rising! (but you’re still broke, my guy). “At least it’s not another subscription—oh wait…” said every confused consumer ever! 😂 And here’s my hot take: by 2030, Apple will require a subscription for air. 😤💨 Come at me, fam! 💥🍏 #AppleAir #SubscriptionLife