🚨🍏👀 BREAKING: Apple just decided their TV+ service is worth slightly more than a loaf of sourdough bread! 🤡💵 After raising the price 30% because, let’s be honest, charging $9.99 for literally nothing was getting too mainstream, they’ve decided to slap a shiny new $12.99 tag on it! 🤑💸 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We were halfway through our internal ‘make Apple TV+ great again’ meeting when Tim Cook walked in and said, ‘Just raise the price and the stonks will follow.’ 🤦‍♂️📈” You heard it here first, folks: THIS IS FINE as long as you can watch Ted Lasso and weep over overpriced coffee in peace! 😭☕️ Meanwhile, Apple is out there looking like: Drake: *pointing at new price* 🤢 Galactic Brain: *realizing nobody even wanted Apple TV+ to begin with* 🤯 But fr fr, can they *not* with the price hikes every time we blink? What's next, $20 for a subscription to Apple’s “How to Cope with Price Increases” seminar? 😂🚀 🔮 CALLING IT NOW: In 2025, Apple will introduce “Apple TV++,” and paywall it behind yet another Apple device—because who doesn’t want to pay to watch ads for products they can't afford? 💀🔥