🚨🍏 Apple TV+ ISN'T JUST A BUNDLE OF JOY 🥳— IT’S NOW A BUNDLE OF BURNT COINS! 💰💀 The price has taken a 30% leap like it’s trying to escape gravity, now sitting pretty at a smooth $12.99/month! 🤡💸 🤔 New customers will get hit by this inflation bullseye starting Thursday—good luck justifying that to your wallet! 💔 Current subs? Buckle up because you’re about to join the fray 30 days after your next renewal—like a bad sequel nobody asked for. 🔄💩 Leaked quote from an Apple developer: "We just thought, why give people what they want when we can charge them more?" 🤷‍♂️🤖 Meanwhile, out pops the meme gods with their finest creations: *Drake pointing at the price increase* 🚫💰 vs. *Drake approving of using a VPN to watch it for free* 👀🔥. Classic! But hey, look on the bright side! At this rate, Apple TV+ is becoming so overpriced; soon they’ll have a tier where you get to play "Guess What You’re Watching!" 🎮🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Apple will introduce a "premium" tier where you can pay $29.99/month to watch *ads* between *ads*. Welcome to the future, folks—the stonks are about to 🚀!