🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE TV NEWS 🍏🚨: Starting 2026, Apple TV is basically giving you MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER (MLS) on a silver platter and saying, “Eat up, fam!" 🤤⚽️ No extra cost, no cap! It’s like discovering your fridge is FULL of pizza after you just paid for a salad 🥗💀 – talk about a glow-up! So, what’s happening? Apple TV is bundling ALL the MLS games into your subscription, so if you’ve been hustling that separate MLS Season Pass like it’s some hot new crypto💰💹, it’s time to let that go, fam. This is the REAL "stonks" move! 📈🔥 👀 “You mean I can watch the MLS All-Star Game without selling a kidney? What sorcery is this?!” - said every soccer dad and confused tech bro ever! 🤖💬 “Incredible. Can’t wait to accidentally support my home team while just trying to binge-watch Ted Lasso! 😂” - this is not a leak, I just made it up! And like, this is the ultimate power play by Apple — first F1, now MLS? 🌌💪 Next, they’ll bundle climate change advocacy into iCloud storage. 😅💔 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🚨: The next iPhone will unlock with a soccer chant! Get ready for “GOOOAAALLLL!” being the new “Hey Siri!” 👀⚡️ Share this madness, or I’ll try to sell you a “Premium Apple Lemonade Subscription”! 🍋💸