🎉📺🔥 BREAKING: Apple Is Turning 'Hot Money: The New Narcos' Podcast into a TV Series! 🍏💸 Y’all, listen up—Apple is out here making moves like it’s the final boss level in your favorite RPG! 🎮💪💰 After dropping some major *Hot Money* tea, the tech gods at Apple and some dude named Richard "Not a Narco" Plelper are cosplaying as Hollywood big shots and adapting the investigative podcast *Hot Money: The New Narcos* into a TV show! 🥳💀 But, wait… WHERE’S THE INNOVATION, APPLE?! 🤔🙄 We all love a good narco drama, but weren’t you supposed to be the weird uncle who brings new tech to the table? Instead, we’re just serving a giant plate of “meh” with a side of “this is fine” dog memes. 🌭🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We knew we hit gold when we realized all we had to do was throw in the word 'money' and *BOOM*—that’s a stonks moment right there!” 💸💸 But really, fr fr, who decided that turning everything from podcast to TV show is the new wave? 🤦‍♂️ Next thing you know, they'll adapt your grandma’s bingo night into a Netflix original! 🤬💯 **Hot Take**: If it doesn’t feature Apple’s Tim Cook as a DEA agent who knocks on doors and takes names, I’m calling it now—a flop! 🚀🔥💀 #AppleTV #HotMess