🚨 CUTTING-EDGE DRAMA ALERT 🚨: Warner Bros. is officially hitting the auction block like a desperate eBay seller at 3 AM! 💰🤑💀 That’s right—grab your popcorn 🍿 because the dawn of a bidding war is upon us, and it’s about to get juicier than a TikTok drama! 🤡👀 So apparently, Apple is out here trying to collect our favorite TV shows and movies like they're Pokémon cards. 🎮📺 Meanwhile, David Zaslav (a.k.a. *that guy with the giant money bags*) is out here courting only BIG players: Apple, Amazon, Netflix, and Comcast. Drake’s pointing at these offers like, “I know you wanna buy my childhood!” 💀🔥 Insider leak alert! 🕵️‍♂️ Developer Quote: “Honestly, if Zaslav can pull this off, I’ll put on a suit and dance on a TikTok livestream. No cap. 🤖” But let’s be real: Imagine the chaos if Apple buys *every* beloved show and locks it behind a paywall? This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️💔 In conclusion, here’s a hot take hotter than an overcooked MacBook: In 2025, your favorite shows will be sold as NFTs, and watching them will require a subscription to every Apple product while you sit on a throne of overpriced tech. Buckle up, fam 🚀💥!