🚨💥💻 BREAKING NEWS, TECH NERDS: Apple just decided to roll back the years like it's 2010 and finally let you touch your MacBook like it’s a screenshot from *The Office*! 🤡✨ Remember when they said NO to touchscreens? Yeah, they were BIG CAP! 🤭🤷‍♂️ What’s next, a rotary dial for your iPhone? No cap, my grandma might vibe with that! 😂 Rumor has it, Tim Cook probably found a dusty touchscreen prototype and goofed like “Imagine if we made the MacBook even MORE fingerprint-friendly” 🤯👀📱. Analysts are saying we might see it as early as 2024, which is like when you promise to workout in January, but February hits different and you’re just vibing with pizza instead. 🍕💀 Leaked developer quote: “We just realized the only thing more outdated than our keyboard design is the tech we said would NEVER have a touchscreen.” Lol, BIG STONKS energy! 🚀💰 So get ready for a touchscreen MacBook in your life! Or as I like to call it, the "Fingers Crossed, Please Don’t Ruin My Aesthetic” edition. 😩 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all have holographic MacBooks that project AR memes directly into your nightmares. Fr fr, this is fine! 😂📈 #AppleDidItAgain