🔥🍏 BREAKING: Apple Decides to Play Dating Cops! 💔👮‍♂️ So, like, remember that super cringe dating app called Tea? Y’all know the one – it’s where your secrets were served with a side of ID leaks. ☕️💌💀 Major tea spill back in July, and Apple’s just now like, "Oopsie, my bad!" and yanked it from the App Store. Sorry, Tinders of the world, but safety is kinda a big deal. 🚀 🤖 Developer Quote Leaked: “It’s cool, we just thought people liked a little DANGER in their dating life. Turns out, getting doxxed isn’t a turn-on? Who knew?!” 🤷‍♂️💔 But wait! Hold up! This isn't just a plot twist worthy of an awful rom-com. 🥴💥 Apple’s playing 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck in Minesweeper. They found out that they can’t profit off broken hearts and leaking IDs. 💰💔✨ #StonksGoDown What’s next? Are they gonna remove apps that allow people to find local pizza or something? 🍕😱 The conspiracy theory side of Twitter is gonna explode! 🔥🤯 🚫💬 Here’s a spicy hot take: In 2030, Apple will launch a dating app where you get to swipe right on your next silicon chip. It's literally gonna be called "Silicon Soulmates" 🤖💖 and they’ll STILL leak your data, but now with a side of AR love notes. Y’all better prepare yourselves for that! 📱💖💥 Share this chaos! Let’s make it go viral before Apple pulls the plug on *that* too! 🥴💥