"Apple said 'Nah fam' to the ICE video snitch app. No cap, who needs snitches anyway? 🍎🚫💀"
🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple just dropped a nuclear bomb on democracy—kinda like that one Marvel movie but with less capes and more cringe. 💀💥🚫 While the Trump administration is busy flexing like it's gym class, Apple decided to flex its power by **banning an app** that was HIGHLIGHTING the spicy drama of ICE ops. Yeah, you heard that right! Can't have your citizens documenting wild stuff while we’re busy like: **Drake**: “Nah fam, we ain’t interfering with this.” 🙃📉 Imagine Mr. Cook sipping his overpriced oat milk, scrolling through his iPhone like “Oops! Did I just snuff out community activism? 🤔🔥” **Leaked quote from a developer:** "Guess Apple thinks it's more worried about image than justice. Classic 'this is fine' meme move. 📈🔫" Remember when Apple was the cool nerd who stood for stuff? Well, now we’re just getting *boomer energy* on a whole new level. 🤡 Get ready for the real **galaxy brain** moment: NEXT, they'll release an iPhone with a built-in bias filter. So when you're filming the next protest, the screen fades to black & white like those sad Instagram filters. Prediction? By 2025, we’ll be living in a reality where the only thing capturing protests will be… TikTok dances. 🍿💀🔥 THIS IS FINE!
