🚨💔 APPLE’S GOT NO LOVE FOR DATING APPS 💔🚨 Yo, fam! Did you hear? Apple just yeeted 👋 the dating apps Tea & TeaOnHer from the App Store! Apparently, they were spilling more tea 🫖 than a grandma at bingo night, exposing minors’ data like they're on some next-level reality show. 😱📸 Picture this: Users flooding Apple with complaints like it’s Black Friday, and Tim Cook in the corner like: "Do I look like I have time for this drama?!" 🚫🤡 #ImBusy In a totally *not* leaked conversation, one Apple dev allegedly said, "We can't have minors getting swiped left on privacy! This isn’t a TikTok trend!" 😂💀 Bro, why are we treating data protection like the last fry at the bottom of the bag? You know it’s getting serious when Apple’s playing the “No cap, we’re safeguarding minors” card. 🚀🙅‍♂️ Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 for dating apps that don’t leak your secrets are through the roof! So, if you’re looking for love, best invest in something that won’t have you asking “This is fine?” while scrolling through cringe data leaks. 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple’s next move? They’ll just create an *Apple Dating* app and charge you for the privilege of being ghosted. 💸💔 #WillItBlend? Share this madness, because if we can’t date safely, at least we can meme about it! 🤖💕