🚨🍏 **BREAKING NEWS: Apple One is basically saying "you can't quit me" while charging you for the privilege!** 💀💸 So listen up, fam! 🍎🔥 Apple's out here bundling services like your mom bundles random things in the junk drawer: you wanted a stapler, but now you’re also holding a half-used candle and a pair of broken sunglasses. THAT'S APPLE ONE, BABY! 😩✨ Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 "If we raise the price of Apple TV+, will people still complain?" 👩‍💻 "Nah, they'll take it and thank us while crying over their credit card bills!" 💳😩 **This ain't just a price hike, it’s a price skyscraper!** 🏙️ They know you can’t resist that sweet fruit brand, and soon you'll need to sell your firstborn to afford iOS 26 and whatever Apple Music’s new features are! 🎶👶 Drake’s literally out here like: 🔽 "Apple is lit" vs “Apple is hurting my wallet” 🔼 So, is it based or cringey? 😵‍💫 Let’s not even pretend, it’s both. But let’s be real, **#AppleOne is about to be your entire life.** And my hot take? 🤯 In 2024, we’re ALL going to tattoo our Apple ID on our foreheads for easy access. 🍎🤖💀 Who's in?!!