🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Maps is about to become a digital billboard! 🚧📍 Next year, your GPS is gonna be like “Turn right at this sponsored Fast Food Hell! 🍔💰” Say goodbye to directions and hello to ads! Can’t wait for my Apple Maps to recommend “local” junk food vendors as I drive past them 🥴 This is fine, right?? 😩 So check this out: According to some dude named Mark Gurman (sounds pretty legit, fam), the tech overlords at Apple are turning Maps into a glorious cash cow. Why help you find your way when they can help you find *more ways to spend money*? 🤑 Stonks!📈💁‍♂️ Picture this: You’re lost in the middle of nowhere 😳 and suddenly Siri chimes in — “Hey, have you considered a cheeky detour to the nearest Starbucks? You could use a latte while you wait for your Uber!” ☕😂 True chaos incoming! Developer quote leak: “Honestly? I just want to see how far we can push the cringe before people start to cope and seethe!” 🤖🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Apple Maps will not only plan your route, but also plan your next therapy session from the nearest ‘Apple-influencer-approved’ wellness center. Buckle up! 🚀💀✨ #AppleAdsAreComing #MapsToHell