🔥🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s 2025 MacBook Air 13-inch STILL on sale after Prime Day like it’s a Black Friday frat party and nobody’s showing up! 🍻💸 💰💻 So, we’ve got it for just $799—saving you a whopping $200 🤯. That’s a 20% discount! But let’s be real, is it worth sacrificing two inches of screen space? That’s like trading your full-size adult bed for a twin because you think you'll save on sheets. 🛏️✂️😱 *Yikes*. 🧐 **Developer Quote Leaked**: “We’re calling it the Apple MacBook Air: Pocket Edition because it fits comfortably in your pocket—if you have deep pockets. 😏” If you want a real screen upgrade, your best bet may be to spring for a monitor that’ll turn your desk into a digital universe instead of a glorified calculator. 👽🌌👨‍💻 Dual screens? More like double the disappointment when everything still crashes. Drake’s got his "Hotline Bling," but 💁‍♂️ this is more like “Hold Up, Why is This Still on Sale?” 🤔 **Unhinged prediction:** I give it until 2026 before Apple releases a new model that’s *literally just a 13-inch tablet with a keyboard attached* 🥴🤖—and people will still line up like stonks 🚀💀 Purchase it or perish!