🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple Throws Price Tag Out The Window Ahead of Black Friday! 💸💥 Y’all heard the news? The Mac Mini M4 just got its price slashed by a hundo – from $599 to $499! 😱🔥 That’s right, folks, now you can secure a mini desktop powerhouse for the price of a mediocre dinner date. What a steal! 🤤🍽️ 🛠️💻 Packed with 16GB of RAM and 256GB SSD, this thing is smaller than your hope of finding a decent Wi-Fi signal in a coffee shop! And hold onto your USB-C ports, because they’re *finally* front-facing! Can I get a “thank you, Apple gods”? 🙏✨ But wait, there's more! 💥 If you’re feeling fancy and want a 512GB SSD, get ready to shell out $690 (was $799) or go big and *triple* your RAM for $890 (was $999)! Stonks! 📈💰 Meanwhile, inside the Apple HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Should we actually lower these prices? 🤔” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah, just make it look like a discount. They’ll buy it anyway! 🤷‍♂️” So, get your wallets out, fam! 💀👛 Or just grab a cheaper PC and feel smug while you *attempt* to run Logic Pro! 😂 But seriously, here’s the wild take: $499 is the new $999. In 2030, we’ll be paying this price for imaginary Apple products like the Mac Air (literally just a sheet of air)! 💨💭👑