🍏📈 **BREAKING: APPLE HITS $4 TRILLION!** This ain't no ordinary fruit salad, fam! 🍏💰 Apple just leveled up in the stock market like it’s playing Mario Kart and throwing blue shells at all the other companies. 💥🚀 In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix drama, AAPL is up a whopping 56% since April! 😱🔥 That’s like saying your sleep-deprived self had a glow-up and now you're slaying the Zoom calls. In an “emergency meeting,” a bumbling Apple engineer reportedly said: "We were literally just trying to sell more chargers. How did we get here?!?" 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here pulling a Drake and pointing to the “stonk” graph while sipping a fancy latte. ☕️💸 Only the third company to ever reach a $4 trillion market cap—it's like the tech Olympics, and Apple just flexed on everyone with their latest iPhone “that’s basically the same, but better” edition. This is fine, right? 🤡👌 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Within a year, Apple will release an $1,000 emoji that all the cool kids will cry over. 🤯💔 Remember to subscribe for more chaos! #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain🍏🌌💥