🚨🍏 *BREAKING* 🍏🚨: ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM CHINA LABOR WATCH—APPLE IS OUT HERE TRIPPING HARD ON LABOR PRACTICES AT FOXCONN WITH THE SPECTACULAR GRACE OF A BABY GIRAFFE ON ICE SKATES! 🦒❄️💥 So get this, fam: while we're busy drooling over the latest iPhone, it turns out Apple’s "It's all good" policy is basically a broken record 🎶💔. Workers at Foxconn are serving *major* "This is fine" vibes 🔥☕ and Apple is just sipping that sweet, sweet profit tea like it’s an exclusive vintage 🍵💰. Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we thought 'labor issues' were just a new iOS feature. I guess we're wrong??? 🤔🧐" #Stonks 💹 And don't even get me started on that cringy PR spin coming next—y'all know Tim Cook will bust out the "We're committed to improving labor practices" line like it’s a meme template. Just like Drake, we’re all *pointing* at the absurdity! 👈😤 Prediction time! In 3, 2, 1… 🍏🔮: Apple WILL drop a new product called "iWorkers," complete with a subscription service to monitor their working conditions. #COPE or #SEETHE? You decide! 🤯🔥 Share this and spread the chaos, my friends! 🤖💥